d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water
itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.
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itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

reblog   source:ForGIFs.com  departured   notes:191546   posted:2 days ago  

thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
reblog   source:crusherccme  while-you-weresleeping   notes:222879   posted:2 days ago  

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare
reblog   source:gay8  this--too--shall--pass   notes:113406   posted:2 days ago  

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

saddestblogger:

when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway

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batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

thosedamnfish:

assbuttsinparis:

One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences. 

if you didn’t read the book, it sounds like he’s talking about blazing one
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thosedamnfish:

assbuttsinparis:

One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences. 

if you didn’t read the book, it sounds like he’s talking about blazing one

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

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