"talk dirty to me"
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
yeah i have a tattoo so what
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
If I was famous I would probably just look up pictures of myself on google
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much