*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.
i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure
"selfie culture" seems so tame by comparison when you realize that not only did old timey rich people spend a fortune commissioning artists to paint flattering images of them, they spent many hours sitting for these portraits
who’s the me generation now
#art museums are actually just full of renaissance selfies this post just changed my life